How I finally got over my Ex-Girlfriend

27 11 2008

What the fuck were people thinking when someone greenlight Max Payne? Or rather, lets talk about who decided to cancel certain shows, like Arrested Development or Firefly.  And don’t let me get started on VH1 otherwise known as the channel with more love shows involving the most irrelevant celebrities ever.  This is a fucking atrocity, a god damn viral infection. How many “reality” television shows do we need, how many terrible takes on video games do we need, how many times will a great television show get canceled.

I’d like the record to show that this isn’t just isolated incidents, its not only dedicated to Fox (who did cancel the previously mentioned shows Arrested Development and Firefly), but NBC as well. They canceled Journey Man, an interesting take on the past experiences/time travel scenario, with not only great writing but good acting as well. Arrested Development won how many Emmy’s, but was canceled because it was never marketed, now finally realizing the error of there ways Fox is making a movie. Thanks, but its honestly a little to late. Its more or less a lot like Firefly, yeah the movie was great and all, but we really would’ve liked you to just keep the show going, because you plainly realized after you fucked up that you fucked up

As for the movie industry, why do you keep paying people to make movies with scripts that clearly don’t make sense. Like fucking Max Payne or Stepford Wives. We don’t want movies that don’t make sense. Oh and stop ruining video games. Really we don’t need to make a movie about a game that doesn’t have a story period, like Doom. The fact that you made a movie about a game that involves a marine and some zombies with barely even a pretense of a story is sad in itself.


A kicking playlist, all 4 hours and 47 minutes of it

29 09 2008

Heartbeat    Annie
Paper Planes    M.I.A.
Disturbia    Rihanna
Smack That (Feat. Eminem)    Akon
Industry Groupie    Chamillionaire
The Girls    Calvin Harris
Glamorous (Feat. Ludacris)    Fergie
On Top of the World     T.I.
Whatever You Like    T.I.
Swagga Like Us     T.I.
What You Know    T.I.
Change Clothes    DJ Danger Mouse
Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)..    Jay-Z
This Is Why I’m Hot (Rock Mix)    Mims featuring Purple Popcorn
Big Poppa    Notorious B.I.G.
Hynotize    Notorious B.I.G.
It’s Tricky    Run-D.M.C.
My Adidas    Run-D.M.C.
Sexual Eruption    Snoop Dogg
Staxxx In My Jeans    Snoop Dogg
I Love Tha P***y    Brandon T. Jackson
Fight For Your Right    The Beastie Boys
Brass Monkey    The Beastie Boys
Random    Lady Sovereign
Love Me Or Hate Me Remix    Lady Sovereign
Big Shit Poppin    T.I.
Lose Control (Feat. Ciara & Fat Man Scoop) (Produced By Missy Elliot)    Missy Elliot
Bomb Intro/Pass That Dutch    Missy Elliot
The Bomb    New Young Pony Club
The Beginning Of The End [Ladytron Remix]    Nine Inch Nails
Mutiny    Pendulum
Such Great Heights    The Postal Service
Cobrastyle    Robyn
Crash and Burn Girl    Robyn
Gin And Juice    Snoop Dogg
Some Kinda Rush (Dub Mix)    Booty Luv
Forever    VHS or Beta
Pop the glock    Uffie
Feel Good Inc.    Gorillaz
DARE    Gorillaz
Where’s your head at    Basement Jaxx
What’s My Age Again?    Blink-182
All The Small Things    Blink-182
Feeling This    Blink-182
First Date    Blink-182
Cassius 99 (Remix / Radio Edit)    Cassius
Nighttiming    Coconut Records
Music Is My Hot Hot Sex    CSS
Indo Silver Club    Daft Punk
Human After All    Daft Punk
One More Time    Daft Punk
Digital Love    Daft Punk
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger    Daft Punk
Voyager    Daft Punk
Enjoy The Silence    Depeche Mode
Love In This Club (MSTRKRFT Remix)    Usher
Woman (Mstrkrft Remix)    Wolfmother
D.A.N.C.E.    Justice
Ya Mama    Fatboy Slim
Weapon of choice    Fatboy Slim
Stress (Auto Remix)    Justice
Over the Top    Mr. Flash
Candy Shop (feat. Olivia)    50 Cent
Disco Inferno    50 Cent
I Kissed A Girl    Katy Perry
Hot N’ Cold    Katy Perry
Wayfarer    Kavinsky
Wow    Kylie Minogue
Put On (Remix) (Ft. Jay-Z)    Young Jeezy
Je Veux Te Voir    Yelle
When I Grow Up    Pussycat Dolls
Bottle Pop (Feat. Snoop Dogg)    Pussycat Dolls

An Open Letter to Vaynerchuk

25 01 2008

Open Letter to Gary Vaynerchuk.

Hi GV. I’ve been watching your show for sometime now, and while I can’t say I’ve been with you from the beginning I have gone back and watched most of your shows. I’m not 21, and I haven’t had much if any wine. But I’m doing what you did, I’m trying significant flavor profiles week by week and am building my palette. Its something I never would’ve thought to do. You made me think of it.

And its not just me, You’re making everyone think about there wine. How we drink, why we drink, drinking what we like, not listening to others. Its not us thats coming up with these ideas, it was you. You are more than just a wine taster and critic. You’re a teacher. You’ve been teaching to try new things, to get out of the box. And as you you’ve said this is changing to wine world. A wine world that has predominately been held in oligopoly those Sir Gary Vaynerchuks of the wine world.. But you’re breaking those barriers, and claiming that oneself it the only authority to your own palette.

You say at the end of every episode,”You with a little bit of me, We’re changing the wine world”. While this may be true, can you believe before saying, “You with a little bit of me, WE’VE CHANGED THE WINE WORLD”. In the next seven days I don’t think you can.

Gary Vaynerchuk. You’ve done a lot for us. Informed us, Taught and Entertained Us. You can’t leave now. You can’t leave for a long time. You’re revolutionary, and one day it’ll be know. Gary Vee and the Vayniacs, changed the wine world.

Followup to the Apple Event.

5 09 2007

Later today I will be posting a follow up to the new Apple event. Heres hoping to a good one.